Oct 2, 2007

Insiders say billions spent on 'defeat the device' moves not doing enough

An article from today's MSNBC.com that mentions LANL, and lost WFO.

Excerpt:

Some promising technologies fizzled. The Defense Department invested more than $2 million in the Stealthy Insect Sensor Project, including extensive research at Los Alamos National Laboratory in New Mexico, where the "Manhattan Project-like" effort that Abizaid had called for had realized its goal: a nuclear bomb. Various engineers were pursuing the "scientific molecular sniffer" that Abizaid had also envisioned shortly after taking over at Centcom in 2003, but Los Alamos hoped to exploit the honeybee's keen sense of smell as a means to detect explosives.

Researchers placed each bee in a tiny harness, exposed the insects to various explosive scents for six seconds, and then provided a sugar water reward. This Pavlovian conditioning soon caused a bee to extend its proboscis -- tongue -- in anticipation of sugar whenever it detected a whiff of TNT or C-4 plastic explosive. A small television camera placed in a box where the bees were harnessed would allow a soldier watching a monitor to see whether the "proboscis extension reflex" signaled the presence of explosives. In 2004, bees had stuck out their tongues at 50 pounds of TNT in a simulated IED, according to Robert Wingo, a Los Alamos chemist.

Votel's reaction upon learning of the project was typical: "What?" The practical applications in combat seemed limited. "How do we operationalize this?" he asked. "How does, say, 1st Platoon manage their bees?" Among other problems, harnessed bees tended to be short-lived. After an analysis concluded that the honeybee's "explosive-detection capabilities have significant reliability issues," as a Defense Department official put it earlier this year, the Pentagon withdrew its support.

19 comments:

  1. I can just see it: a fully armed US soldier with his bee on a tiny little leash, bullets whizzing all around, and the soldier is waiting for the bee to stick his tongue out.

    It could work, right? How much money did the Army pour down this particular sinkhole (at a $450K FTE rate)?

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  2. For the operational details, see "The Simpsons."

    Homer: Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?

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  3. "Among other problems, harnessed bees tended to be short-lived."

    I would think that a new lab employee under TCP2 (at 105% and at will) would also be short lived.

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  4. Whatever.

    This little bit of WFO is no longer part of LANS' beesness plan.

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  5. When the Army pulled the funding for this project it must have come as a stinging rebuke to LANS.

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  6. What happened to the leftover bees and bee harnesses?

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  7. "What happened to the leftover bees and bee harnesses?"

    LANS is using them to develop a prototype "buzz bomb". Hopefully the Army will buy into the concept.

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  8. That would be a honey of a project.

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  9. This place would be a hive of activity again.

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  10. That's right, 11:37. And then other WFO sponsors would start swarming in.

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  11. Guess this kills LANS plan for the "Buzzy Bee Institute for Bomb Detection and Signature Style Honey".

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  12. > What happened to the leftover bees
    > and bee harnesses?

    Check the Black Hole.

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  13. This should not be a laughing matter! Look at any of the new concepts released by the LANL publicists. My favorite was the plasma assisted gasoline engine. Can other people submit their favorites?

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  14. Yes!

    Inquiring minds want to know: what's the buzz?

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  15. muon radiography

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  16. Jackie Gleason used to end his shows this way, but I'm sure I won't have that success:

    "How sweet it is!!"

    Now, please stop, everyone.

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  17. I hear that before they canceled the project, they had plans to transport the bees in a hummer.

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  18. They actually did test driving the bees around in a Hummer, but they found that the bees tended to get carsick, which made them stick out their tongues, which sort of defeated the whole purpose...

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  19. muons weren't as silly as the bee tongues.

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