I don't know who is sicker, Tom Cruise or Britney Spears. I used to be really scared of the Religious Right, but this stuff scares me even more! Cruise has the look of a true fanatic in this video, a fanatic who would do almost anything to impose his belief system on others. This kid is a real sicko.
Let me just say that if it came down to choosing between the weird shit that the Scientologists believe, versus accepting the weird shit that the Mormons believe, I'll pick Scientology every time.
L. Ron Hubbard had nothing on Joe Smith when it came to making up weird shit and getting people to believe it (and to pay for the dubious privilege). When it comes right down to it, Scientology is is the lesser of the two evils.
Now, go watch Tom Cruise again to help put that last sentence into perspective.
Admit your crimes to L. Ron Hubbard's E-meter, Pinky and Gus. It will make you both feel so much better.
But, then again, if you work at LANL, you don't need an E-meter session. You've probably had one care of the DOE's polygraph tests. Of course, that E-meter testing is performed by DOE, so we know it is based on real "science", right?
I don't know who is sicker, Tom Cruise or Britney Spears. I used to be really scared of the Religious Right, but this stuff scares me even more! Cruise has the look of a true fanatic in this video, a fanatic who would do almost anything to impose his belief system on others. This kid is a real sicko.
ReplyDeleteWeird, man, weird. Glad there is also parody available for the price of a mouse click.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm. Seems like POGO might just be a sub-cult of Scientology. They both make the same sense.
ReplyDeleteQuick! Put on your tin foil hats to ward off the weirdness.
ReplyDeleteTom Cruise would probably have a field day at the Black Hole. :)
Let me just say that if it came down to choosing between the weird shit that the Scientologists believe, versus accepting the weird shit that the Mormons believe, I'll pick Scientology every time.
ReplyDeleteL. Ron Hubbard had nothing on Joe Smith when it came to making up weird shit and getting people to believe it (and to pay for the dubious privilege). When it comes right down to it, Scientology is is the lesser of the two evils.
Now, go watch Tom Cruise again to help put that last sentence into perspective.
You are all SPs.
ReplyDeleteSpeak for yourself. I'm a PTS, albeit one with aspirations to becoming an SP.
ReplyDeleteAlthough, those rose-colored glasses and that whole gold tablet thing are not without their attractions...
Admit your crimes to L. Ron Hubbard's E-meter, Pinky and Gus. It will make you both feel so much better.
ReplyDeleteBut, then again, if you work at LANL, you don't need an E-meter session. You've probably had one care of the DOE's polygraph tests. Of course, that E-meter testing is performed by DOE, so we know it is based on real "science", right?