Jan 21, 2008

The Answer to All of LANL's Problems

The answer can be found here. After you have assimilated that, you will be ready for the advanced course.

-Gus

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't know who is sicker, Tom Cruise or Britney Spears. I used to be really scared of the Religious Right, but this stuff scares me even more! Cruise has the look of a true fanatic in this video, a fanatic who would do almost anything to impose his belief system on others. This kid is a real sicko.

Anonymous said...

Weird, man, weird. Glad there is also parody available for the price of a mouse click.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmm. Seems like POGO might just be a sub-cult of Scientology. They both make the same sense.

Anonymous said...

Quick! Put on your tin foil hats to ward off the weirdness.

Tom Cruise would probably have a field day at the Black Hole. :)

Anonymous said...

Let me just say that if it came down to choosing between the weird shit that the Scientologists believe, versus accepting the weird shit that the Mormons believe, I'll pick Scientology every time.

L. Ron Hubbard had nothing on Joe Smith when it came to making up weird shit and getting people to believe it (and to pay for the dubious privilege). When it comes right down to it, Scientology is is the lesser of the two evils.

Now, go watch Tom Cruise again to help put that last sentence into perspective.

Anonymous said...

You are all SPs.

Anonymous said...

Speak for yourself. I'm a PTS, albeit one with aspirations to becoming an SP.

Although, those rose-colored glasses and that whole gold tablet thing are not without their attractions...

Anonymous said...

Admit your crimes to L. Ron Hubbard's E-meter, Pinky and Gus. It will make you both feel so much better.

But, then again, if you work at LANL, you don't need an E-meter session. You've probably had one care of the DOE's polygraph tests. Of course, that E-meter testing is performed by DOE, so we know it is based on real "science", right?